Dating Tip 4: Girls, if you must have a dog, make sure it’s trained. And by trained, I mean potty-trained. By potty-trained, I mean it never goes #1 or #2 inside your house. And by never, I mean ever. I’ve had a dog. Maybe standard poodles are just really unique and can wait to go…
Dating Tip #3: Guys, do not over-serve a girl. There’s no need for that. Who wants to take home someone who doesn’t really like him anyway? Buy her favorite song from the jukebox or make a dj request instead. You don’t have to like it, but you do have to tolerate it. This way, you…
Dating Tip #2: Guys, do not overuse the word “actually.” It’s a redflag for douchebag. As in, “Actually you are kind of cute. Actually I don’t have a girlfriend. Actually I do have a job. You are actually smarter than you look.” Ugh. Same goes for the word “unfortunately.” This is like d-bag version 2.0.…
Dating Tip #1: Girls, if you want to meet nice guys on the strand like I do, just carry a camera, walk with purpose, and SMILE. The camera is an excuse for guys to come talk to you or vice versa. Just think of something good to say for when they do approach. You could…
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