Dating Tip 8: Smile at everyone. After a week of following last week’s advice, being a snob was really boring and lonely. Just go ahead and be nice, because there’s nothing uglier than a mean girl.
A special note to mean girls: maybe you were fortunate enough to be born beautiful, but it only hurts God’s feelings when you ruin it by acting ugly. Say hi back. Even if you think someone’s uglier and chubbier than you are, guess what?! It’s not contagious. Now you look mean and dumb.