Dating tip 12: My male fans want me to announce that “Women keep score, while men don’t.” Okay. So now what? My advice is to quit doing bad things that we need to remember forever.  My current unrequited crush has only done one thing that is un-erasable. One thing in 7 months, depending on how you count.  Never mind the fact that he doesn’t like me back. He’s still in the lead.

Girls, don’t wait around for a guy to build up a big ol’ list of dealbreakers while you’re looking for greener grass.  Just cut him. Being alone does not make you lonely. False hope is mean. Mean to him, and disingenuous to yourself. At the very least it’s bad karma. Being a hottie with a heart is way hotter.