Need to invent some magic glasses that allow you to see right through a hot guy’s hotness into his soul. But we already have this. It’s called a watch. That’s right, time. Time allows you to see whether or not a person’s words and actions match. That’s why I tend to look within my inner…
Dating tip 12: My male fans want me to announce that “Women keep score, while men don’t.” Okay. So now what? My advice is to quit doing bad things that we need to remember forever. My current unrequited crush has only done one thing that is un-erasable. One thing in 7 months, depending on how…
Best Dating Advice Guru: Evan Marc Katz. Great news! A man who says you don’t have to wait 90 days to get it on. You can sleep with someone as soon as you want to, as long as you are prepared to handle the consequences of it not being a relationship in the morning. All…
Dating tip 11: Boys, you all need to quit with the “throwing negs.” That’s so 2005. Quit insulting girls. Stop trying to show how funny you are by mocking us. Try it boys, try talking to a girl the way you’d talk to a hot female boss. Respectful. Don’t fight with me like I’m your…
Dating tip 10: Ask out nice guys. Quit pouting to yourself, “Nobody like me.” As my mom would say, ”That’s a lie from the devil.” Plenty of guys like you. You are busy ignoring them for hot guys who, in turn, ignore you. After all, 2012 is year of the nice guy. It is our…
This is not the same as the number of folks you have sex with. This is the number of folks you’d consider moving to Africa for, or Santa Clarita Valley. Based on looks alone, before they open their mouths. I’ve done the math. I shop way out of my league. Way. Well, they think so.…
Dating tip 9 — For some reason, many South Bay men don’t feel the need to wear a condom. Maybe it’s their Adonis-like DNA or their zip code that gives them this impervious notion to go at it Adam & Eve style (rawdog). While sex without a condom may be fun, it isn’t funny. Condom…
How to Get Guys to Leave You Alone: I don’t really have this problem. It’s more like resisting the urge to contact a hot guy who no longer takes my calls. Pull a hara-kiri and tell him you love him; the rest will take care of itself. Advice for avoiding creepy guys: don’t give out…
Does my hook-up have a degree? Dating Netiquette: What do you do when you see profiles of folks you recognize from the ‘hood? I send a little message that says hi. But then again, I am socially inept. So maybe don’t do that. It makes boys uncomfortable. They get a big head and think you…
Dating Tip 7: Avoid eye contact with the undesire-ables. It just gets their hopes up. I’m merely trying to stop getting hit on by men my dad’s age. You won’t get any numbers this way, but you can feel proud. Proud and alone.
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